Comments on: Shatner’s Bassoon

By: drew

drew — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:33:06 +0000

“Bankers who saw this video pulled my wife’s head off and puked down the neck-hole.”

By: tom

tom — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 22:42:13 +0000

“Last one to see this video is a queer!” shouts Portillo.

By: drew

drew — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 11:06:59 +0000

Luckily, the amount of this video I watch is harmless. I watch it about once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine. But what about other people less stable, less educated, less middle-class than me? Builders or blacks for example. If you’re one of those, my advice is leave well alone. Good luck.

By: tom

tom — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:14:30 +0000

Indeed, Drew. An overdose of the awesomeness contained within this video is fatal – in the short term. But there has been no research whatsoever into long term effects.

By: drew

drew — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:52:08 +0000

Tom, drugs destroy families.

Well, a disabled lonely teenager, a blind mother, but a family held together by the father’s crack dealing, which he uses to keep them in talking books and dildos.

By: tom

tom — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 01:25:23 +0000

People say that alcohol’s a drug, Drew. It’s not a drug, it’s a drink!

By: drew

drew — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:30:47 +0000

Tom, if time’s a drug, then Big Ben is a huge needle injecting it into the sky.

By: tom

tom — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:20:17 +0000

Your perception of time is altered by the time-ramping in this video. Well it almost sounds like fun… Unless you’re the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he’d got a month to cross the street.

By: drew

drew — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 12:29:06 +0000

It’s a made-up video. It’s not made from plants, it’s made from chemicals… by sick bastards.

By: tom

tom — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:50:47 +0000

I threw up my own pelvic bone I was laughing so much. What a fucking disgrace.