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Mike - 20.02.10
Look at this video, now back to me, now back to the video.Mike - 19.02.10
Now I generally practice keeping myself away from people/things that make me look bad which is getting increasingly harder these days. Either people are getting better looking and more successful or Im becoming more loserery…see I cant even spell, I make words up, how lame is that? Im only kidding I know Im the awesomestess. What up now.
So this video showcases a better looking, stronger, probably more successful, smarter guy being awesome, but Ill excuse it cause its funny.
Pretty damn clever.Mike - 14.02.10
Just a nicely thought out and executed video.
Best stash box EVER!Mike - 14.02.10
…well not entirely true cause getting yo shit back would be shit. In fact this should be implemented to trick junkies into giving up there junk. The beauty is, they’re junkies and they’ll forget before they go to stash their next score. Silly junkies, boxes are for kids!
Truth be told if I owned this thing it would be smashed in seconds, it looks like possibly the most frustrating thing, well that and home ran blood transfusion clinics, but hey… they’re notoriously awkward. Murphy, call in my next patient please. Ah, easy money.
Docket #4587263-4: the People versus Colonel William F. Guile
Drew - 11.02.10
Landings are for pussiesDrew - 29.01.10
“Oh my god, I nailed the 720! This is so sick! I am the X-Games master! WHO’S THE DADDY?!
Hey, where’d my board go?…
… WTF?! …
… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! …
… <SPLAT!>”
Seriously, that has to be the scariest and worst case of someone eating shit, and still walking away (which he apparently did) that I’ve ever seen.
Fuck.
Thcude me, I theem to ave a pobbum wif my moufDrew - 29.01.10
So, yeah. There aren’t really words to describe this picture. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. (And, hopefully, never will again.)
Now, lots of people are saying this is photoshopped; but I’m going to go ahead and think that if it’s good enough for BME, then it’s almost certainly real. (Plus, I guess this isn’t that new.)
But, yeah, just revel in this:
Captain Janeway, we ain’t found SHIT!Drew - 29.01.10
Okay, I know the number of people reading this who have seen both Voyager and Spaceballs is likely to be pretty small. But I’m hoping it’s at least one. (Tom, I’m looking at you…)
But for those who have, I trust this is worth it:
Scott meets Family CircusDrew - 28.01.10
Okay, I know, comic parodies/spoofs are already a pretty heavily-tapped comedy vein. But I’ve never seen this one before, and it really made me laugh, okay? What? I know, Family Circus isn’t something people outside of the US know, but the jokes still work, okay? It’s good! LOOK, I KNOW IT’S LAME, BUT IT’S FUNNY, OKAY?! SHEESH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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So here I present: “Scott (and in this case, his friend Dante) Meet Family Circus”
Go to the site, there’s loads of good ones.
No?
Okay, here’s one more:
Craig - 28.01.10