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Mike - 25.03.10
Right so, Im gonna remind you in advance that you CANT un-see things so dont let your eyes wonder down if youre not too sure…WAIT…really, dont look down unless you REALLY wanna see what Meg would look like in real life. You sure? Ok….LOOK! Hahaha you looked, sucker!
Really though, this is pretty creepy. She must have some sense of humour to let them take the pic. Well, she BETTER have a good sense of humour cause…damn.
Evil Dead…ly awesome.Mike - 25.03.10
Ok, usual rant..you might have seen this before bla bla bla. If so go back to your more reliable source then eh! I never wanna see you again…I HATE YOU!
And by hate I mean need, no, really, we’re down to like two fans now….whats that…ok one fan, great.
Soooo I pretty much rocked at art school so Im legit to say this animation is a steaming pile of horse…AWESOMENESS! I mean come on…I think the effects in this one are better than the original. Plus the whole film in 60 seconds, now we’re talking. Finally a film for my ADD, I mean, my busy schedule.
CatRoulette
Drew - 19.03.10
After fat-fingering the keyboard while entering the URL, Big John doesn’t understand what all the fuss about “ChatRoulette” is.
There’s a funny sound coming from the front of my truck…Drew - 18.03.10
… it sounds like “<screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh> OHMIGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!”
(I know, everyone’s probably seen this by now. I didn’t know that it would get as far as BBC News, and everyone’s passing it around. Wish I’d posted it yesterday.)
Fat Yank
Alan - 14.03.10
I was walking through the lovely city of Bath last week and though it was full of yank tourists; “OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!”, I noticed one of them in particular that stood out as being even more of a cunt than the rest. He was “lovin’ it” though. hohohohoho!
Notice also the absolute shame felt by his South American ‘GF’…
Top 20 5 second films
Brendan - 14.03.10
Some of these had me in tears!
(although the disproportionately large number of pregnancy jokes had me a little confused…)
Bowser releases his WMDs on the world!Drew - 12.03.10
THIS JUST IN!
BREAKING NEWS!
There have been confirmed reports that Lord Bowser (a.k.a. King Koopa) has released his weapons of mass destruction on the world.
The death toll is already phenomenal.
And I, for one, welcome our new Koopa overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted AmatoSauce blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground caves (of Level 1-2).
)C:Brendan - 01.03.10
Also, click here for a more familiar looking one: click lol.
Pop and lock it, fool!Drew - 26.02.10
NOTE: I was saving this video for a “depserately out of quality posts” AmatoSauce emergency, but since Mike posted the pigeon video, I figured this would be the only chance I’d have to post this where it’d be an improvement over the previous post. If only barely.
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I know this isn’t “omgwtflol” funny; but there’s just something so surreal about a gigantic fucking body-builder body-popping across the stage, while mouthing along to Arnie.
I mean, it deserves to get posted somewhere…
Silly pigeon, subways are for kids.Mike - 25.02.10
Now me and Drew discussed the pressure of finding good posts and agreed to stick anything up in between 3L1t3 ones. However this one is AWESOME, ok Im lying its awful…ly good and Im confident in saying Nick is going to be the only one that laughs at this. Apart from Alan who is obviously gonna piss himself. I mean come on, its an animal, acting like a human…his favorite thing besides ‘cute’ videos. God I hate that kid.
I just love the way he strolls off at the end.
