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Mike - 08.04.10
Any body got the number for Pedo Bear? I have a feeling Alan is going to need apprehended after he watches this naked baby video, sicko. However that is not the reason Im posting this…its for Nick. No really, stop, oh it hurts Im laughing so hard…no YOU stop.
As far as RIDICULOUSLY stupid dolls go I have to say a baby with a penis that moves and pees when you tickle its stomach is possibly the most insane doll ever. Not to mention very confusing for kids I would think. Therefore Im giving the official Dumb-fuck-doll award to PeePee baby. It is so a real award!
New logoMike - 08.04.10
So I finally took half an hour to make a logo.
Let me know if you guys like it. Im sure really non of you give a toot but what evs.
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!
Drew - 31.03.10
I thought I’d raise the tone here at AmatoSauce slightly, by doing some hard core science. (I know that some readers wouldn’t know a Higgs Boson from a mirror fermion.) But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the following, a little chance to celebrate the awesomeness of the Large Hadron Collider (which has finally started smashing particles!)
So, despite all the warnings, and crazy people, saying how it would kill us all, the LHC is online and kicking some scientific ass, and I think we should all celebrate that!
For example, I would recommend checking out the live webcams, from the LHC itself, near Geneva.
(That’s just a still image, you have to click on it to view the webcams. Worth watching for a minute or two, just to marvel in the awesomeness of science.)
Turtle Fence
Tom - 30.03.10
Ok let’s forget all about those horrible spiders. Won’t someone spare a thought for those poor turtles?
Fuck. This. Shit.Drew - 29.03.10
Check out this interesting video where someone’s got a creepy glove, and grabs a cricket.
At least, that’s what I assume it is.
There’s no way it’s a real spider, despite what everyone else, and the Wikipedia, says.
It’s not. There’s no such thing, and there’s no fucking way this thing exists in nature.
Nope. Not true.
FALSE!
All the other countless similar videos on YouTube? Also fakes. People are determined to keep this myth alive.
Tom: I warn you, if you comment, saying “Oh strewth, we’ve got loads of them little blighters over here, you flamin’ galah!”, then well, I think it’s safe to say I’m petitioning the Home Office to prevent you (and anyone else travelling from Australia) to never be allowed back into Britain again. Just to be safe. No offense; nothing personal.
(Alternative title for this post: “Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”)
For Nick really…Mike - 28.03.10
Ok, so this is by far the worst animal video Ive posted..HOWEVER…its possible its the one Im most proud of. Really its just for Nick cause my brotherly ‘feeling’ tells me he will appreciate the cat at 0:39. I mean, if me and Nick were made in to one person and then somehow we were turned in to a cat, then someone flew us to Japan…and THEN somehow someone propped us up with pillows at the dinner table AND filmed us and posted the video online….this would be us.
Token FAIL clip.Mike - 28.03.10
Now I know we have reputation for posting highbrow online comedy and covering world issues but…wait…what, we dont? Oh thank fuck cause this shit is dumb…and funny. Well, more of the dumb really Id say.
Sometimes is just gud to now ther be dummer peepol in the wurld than I.
Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.Drew - 26.03.10
(From Married to the Sea.)
I dunno, it makes me laugh.
I know PhotoshopDrew - 25.03.10
I dunno. It made me laugh.
Keyboard cat is SO last year…Mike - 25.03.10
Right, seeing as I know Tom is a sucker for funny cat vids, and Im a sucker for corny viral garbage I had to post this. Without further ado…here is OMG cat.
