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Welcome to the collective blogging experience that is Amatosauce.comDocket #4587263-4: the People versus Colonel William F. Guile
Drew - 11.02.10
Landings are for pussiesDrew - 29.01.10
“Oh my god, I nailed the 720! This is so sick! I am the X-Games master! WHO’S THE DADDY?!
Hey, where’d my board go?…
… WTF?! …
… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! …
… <SPLAT!>”
Seriously, that has to be the scariest and worst case of someone eating shit, and still walking away (which he apparently did) that I’ve ever seen.
Fuck.
Thcude me, I theem to ave a pobbum wif my moufDrew - 29.01.10
So, yeah. There aren’t really words to describe this picture. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. (And, hopefully, never will again.)
Now, lots of people are saying this is photoshopped; but I’m going to go ahead and think that if it’s good enough for BME, then it’s almost certainly real. (Plus, I guess this isn’t that new.)
But, yeah, just revel in this:
Captain Janeway, we ain’t found SHIT!Drew - 29.01.10
Okay, I know the number of people reading this who have seen both Voyager and Spaceballs is likely to be pretty small. But I’m hoping it’s at least one. (Tom, I’m looking at you…)
But for those who have, I trust this is worth it:
Scott meets Family CircusDrew - 28.01.10
Okay, I know, comic parodies/spoofs are already a pretty heavily-tapped comedy vein. But I’ve never seen this one before, and it really made me laugh, okay? What? I know, Family Circus isn’t something people outside of the US know, but the jokes still work, okay? It’s good! LOOK, I KNOW IT’S LAME, BUT IT’S FUNNY, OKAY?! SHEESH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
…
So here I present: “Scott (and in this case, his friend Dante) Meet Family Circus”
Go to the site, there’s loads of good ones.
No?
Okay, here’s one more:
Zip Tie coolness
Craig - 28.01.10
The birds and the bees… THE BEES, OH MY GOD, THE BEES!Drew - 26.01.10
Just becuase AmatoSauce is usually full of stupidity, doesn’t mean we can’t learn some important educational lessons.
And as Mike and Nick’s older brother, I think the responsibility falls to me to educate them in some important issues about sex:
Trust me, guys; you’ll thank me on your wedding nights.
Mmmm butter…
Mike - 24.01.10
Karmas a bitch…but dont tell her I said that. In fact, isnt calling her a bitch a catch 22 cause inevitably you are then jinxing yourself by calling her a bitch, as in, you did bad so bad is coming your way. Phew, Im glad I cracked that one…your not fooling me Karma….you bitch! Shit.
So part of me admires this guys ability to let go of his common sense and neglect to acknowledge any consequences but the other part of me thinks what a complete dick and I wanna punch him in his face AND hes lucky he didnt kill her. Assuming its not acted of course.
Probably the most awesome thing you will ever see
Tom - 21.01.10
Prepare your eyes for some crazy-incredible.
Nae luck Slash.Mike - 19.01.10
Looks out strings there’s a new kid in town…his name is Stewart and I dont know what he has to do with strings. On another note there is this new guitar and by guitar I mean a motherboard.
Daft Punk eat your heart out.
