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Drew - 29.01.10
Okay, I know the number of people reading this who have seen both Voyager and Spaceballs is likely to be pretty small. But I’m hoping it’s at least one. (Tom, I’m looking at you…)
But for those who have, I trust this is worth it:
Scott meets Family CircusDrew - 28.01.10
Okay, I know, comic parodies/spoofs are already a pretty heavily-tapped comedy vein. But I’ve never seen this one before, and it really made me laugh, okay? What? I know, Family Circus isn’t something people outside of the US know, but the jokes still work, okay? It’s good! LOOK, I KNOW IT’S LAME, BUT IT’S FUNNY, OKAY?! SHEESH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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So here I present: “Scott (and in this case, his friend Dante) Meet Family Circus”
Go to the site, there’s loads of good ones.
No?
Okay, here’s one more:
Zip Tie coolness
Craig - 28.01.10
The birds and the bees… THE BEES, OH MY GOD, THE BEES!Drew - 26.01.10
Just becuase AmatoSauce is usually full of stupidity, doesn’t mean we can’t learn some important educational lessons.
And as Mike and Nick’s older brother, I think the responsibility falls to me to educate them in some important issues about sex:
Trust me, guys; you’ll thank me on your wedding nights.
Mmmm butter…
Mike - 24.01.10
Karmas a bitch…but dont tell her I said that. In fact, isnt calling her a bitch a catch 22 cause inevitably you are then jinxing yourself by calling her a bitch, as in, you did bad so bad is coming your way. Phew, Im glad I cracked that one…your not fooling me Karma….you bitch! Shit.
So part of me admires this guys ability to let go of his common sense and neglect to acknowledge any consequences but the other part of me thinks what a complete dick and I wanna punch him in his face AND hes lucky he didnt kill her. Assuming its not acted of course.
Probably the most awesome thing you will ever see
Tom - 21.01.10
Prepare your eyes for some crazy-incredible.
Nae luck Slash.Mike - 19.01.10
Looks out strings there’s a new kid in town…his name is Stewart and I dont know what he has to do with strings. On another note there is this new guitar and by guitar I mean a motherboard.
Daft Punk eat your heart out.
A sad day for NickDrew - 18.01.10
Taco Bell restaurant-chain founder Glen Bell Jr. passed away Sunday at the age of 86, according to Taco Bell.
We’ll be having an AmatoSauce-supported moment of silence for this man’s tremendous achievements.
Shatner’s BassoonTom - 18.01.10
Acid Girls – Lightworks OFFICIAL VIDEO dir. Steven Ilous from Steven Ilous on Vimeo.
I’m not sure whether this is Sauceworthy, or whether it will simply evaporate soundlessly into the AmatoSauce-isphere (©Drew). Anyway I think it’s pretty ’sweet’ (pun intended!), but I’d recommend checking it out full-size rather than viewing this pifflingly small embedded version.
Zach-attack.Mike - 17.01.10
Well, I personally thought this was funny, but then again I laugh at my own jokes so no tellin’ really. It has also inspired me to start my own show called ‘Between Two Amatos with Drew Amato’. Basically the structure of the show would be the same except after Drew asks the guest question me and Nick are sitting on either side shouting abuse. Pretty much like an average visit to the Amato Ranch really.
As for this clip, I think its hilarious. You might have seen it you might not have. They’re not particularly new in terms of the internetz, meaning its older than 5 mintues but well worth watching the whole series - here.
