Mike

Shite-a-tron31.07.09

Wow this looks totally rad and neat. Oh, and it so cool to remake a retro classic. FALSE – this looks shite. It actually looks like a commercial for Powerade. Its not a re-makable movie. Plus, Christian Gay is in it too.

4 Comments on “Shite-a-tron”

  1. drew spewed:

    This is a pile of suck from start to finish.

    First, you messed up the link so the comments bit didn’t appear.

    Then there’s the actual trailer, which is just, wow. Who the *fuck* decides to remake these things? Is it like the Family Guy manatees, or something? Does someone just say “look, it’s totally affordable to overuse CGI now, let’s remake every movie that had *any* special effects!”? I blame fucking Lucas.

    Let’s see if they fuck it up as much as we’re all assuming they will.

    And lastly, who do you think is in it? I assumed you meant Christian Bale, but that would be FALSE! And I can’t believe it’s got Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner in it! Wow, they must be desperate.


  2. drew spewed:

    On a less serious note:


  3. tom spewed:

    So true, Drew, so true. Plus, it’s not even a trailer! It’s just a ‘test’, basically remaking a sequence from the first film.


  4. drew spewed:

    So, like, testing to see how people react? Or how feasible it would be to make?

    If so, maybe we should forward them our thoughts on the subject…


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