1. Over-explain it to sound clever. (An “interactive interface”? Not like one of those static interfaces, then, where you don’t do anything. A video game that “relies on timing and reflex”? So… uh… like every other video game ever.)
2. Wear your over-sized sleeveless t-shirt with your scrawny pasty arms.
3. Suck at the game you’re playing.
4. Do a fucking retarded quick-turn-to-different-camera-angle-with-finger-point, at the end, for “drama”.
mike spewed:
Say what you really feel Drew. Dont hold back.
alan spewed:
PLEASE! for the love of fuck, make this be some sort of spoof/joke.
drew spewed:
Mike: What? Like you don’t agree with everything I said. They snatched lameness from the jaws of awesome.
How to take an awesome idea and make it lame:
1. Over-explain it to sound clever. (An “interactive interface”? Not like one of those static interfaces, then, where you don’t do anything. A video game that “relies on timing and reflex”? So… uh… like every other video game ever.)
2. Wear your over-sized sleeveless t-shirt with your scrawny pasty arms.
3. Suck at the game you’re playing.
4. Do a fucking retarded quick-turn-to-different-camera-angle-with-finger-point, at the end, for “drama”.
Say what you really feel Drew. Dont hold back.
PLEASE! for the love of fuck, make this be some sort of spoof/joke.
Mike: What? Like you don’t agree with everything I said. They snatched lameness from the jaws of awesome.