So you weren’t drunk Drew, you were simply avoiding an onslaughter of laserz! You sly dog you! To think you gracefully accepted the humiliation and place in the web viral loser-ville hall of fame to protect your secret life as a super hero. Kudos my brother.
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Your ‘protective-dome’ was particularly impressive and cunning! The wizard never saw it coming.
Okay, well, I wasn’t going to say anything, but since my secret’s out, I might as well admit it: Yes, I am a secret super-hero.
I didn’t think anyone would find out, but I didn’t know they had the special magic-detecting CCTV installed in that store.
I hope you all appreciate me taking one for the team, and dying (15 times!) in my quest to protect you muggles from crazy wizards, and turret-headed guys.
YOU’RE WELCOME
P.S. Fear my beer missiles!
Can you teach me your ways?
Perhaps. But there is more to winning than beating your opponent. You lack the will of the warrior.