Here’s a tip for all budding YouTubers: if you want to make a video that people like, don’t post one that makes you look like some IN-BRED WHITETRASH-BUT-I’VE-GOT-MY-BLONDE-HIGHLIGHTS FUCKNUT!

You know why I don’t walk around with my shirt off? ‘CAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE SOME PASTY PODGY GUY’S TORSO!

You could do the exact same idea in another video about a million times better.

And I want to punch him in the face.

I hope karma ignores Mike’s taunting, and focuses squarely on this douchenozzle for his comeuppance.

A+ for idea, F- for execution.