Mike
Im just your everyday hero.08.10.09
So, I was sitting in the office today and heard the loudest noise ever.
Ran outside with the rest of the guys and saw this SUV that had literally just flipped, crushing three parked cars on its way (one being the owner of the company Im working for).
So being the humble hero that I am, I jumped into action and threw myself to the rescue – putting my own life at risk, petrol flying everywhere and joined another guy on top of the car to pull the driver to safety. But please, dont worship me, I am merely a mortal fat man doing what he can to make the world a better place. By the way, do you guys know any good places to buy a cape?
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Well, that’s a convenient story, but I have a few questions as to its veracity:
1) You claim to have helped the man, but you’re clearly just poking him with a crutch (which, if it’s his, seems particularly cruel).
2) You claim to have been “in the office”, and yet I see no suit jacket or tie. You are dressed as if you on your way to the corner to get some jellies.
3) Why are you sloping off, looking suspicious, in the second picture?
4) Why do you think your boss wants his number plate on the internet?
5) Why doesn’t AmatoSauce allow embedded background music?
This will have to do:
6) Do you really work in the “Digital Media Quarter”, like the pillar in the background says? Hahaha. NERD!
The accident was purely caused by Mike mistaking a flyer on the road as a free Subway voucher. The only thing in his way was a Mitsubishi Shogun.
Seriously, though, that’s pretty fucked up! Any idea how it happened?
Was everyone okay?
7) “Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything I would like to be…”
The police man said he was drunk. He didnt even know which way he was driving.
In regards to the Subway comment – I want to speak to my lawyer first.
8) How can you explain this image I just found (combined with the PhotoSketch software, from my previous post) when I hacked into your machine?
P.S. I am on a *roll* today, btw. (No pun intended.)
Seriously, though, even drunk, how much does it take to flip/roll an SUV like that? That’s pretty drunk.
You can use this to help update your friends on facebook
http://www.fancydress.com/costumes/Superheroes/2~18~1
Oh, also, one last thing:
In the lo-res version of the top picture, on my shitty monitor at work, I thought you and the other guy were high-fiving over a car-wreck.
Which would have been much more awesome, in a way.
http://www.fancydress.com/costumes/Captain-America-Inflatable/0~816372~18
Bought.
By the way, the guy ramped off the car at the back of the parked cars and launched movie-stylee, rolling hitting two other cars.
And for the record, I literally did pull the guy from the car, as in physically lifted him by his arms straight out. *cue my new theme music*
Well, nicely done.
Although I want to know what your new theme music is, before I acknowledge you as a superhero.
Mike’s theme music is ‘Bananaman’.
Holy shit, if that really was his theme music, I’d totally think he was a superhero!
Aye. You look incredibly suspicious in the 2nd picture. Which is a bit weird to be honest. You do look really really fat though. Which isn’t weird.
Also, we don’t use terms like ‘SUV’ in this country.
And yes, I agree you are dressed absolutely deplorably considering you’re supposed to be at ‘work’. Fucking slob geek nerd.
I’m probably a little late with my commenting but I’m going to do it anyway.
Do you really think you need to point out where you are in a picture? Your round exterior is mistakable with no-one. Why has no-one pointed this out. Its like pointing out in a picture where Alan is. Do you think anyone else has a head like that?