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brendan — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 00:10:46 +0000

Also, click here for a more familiar looking one: click lol.

Pop and lock it, fool!

drew — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:04:52 +0000

NOTE: I was saving this video for a “depserately out of quality posts” AmatoSauce emergency, but since Mike posted the pigeon video, I figured this would be the only chance I’d have to post this where it’d be an improvement over the previous post. If only barely.

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I know this isn’t “omgwtflol” funny; but there’s just something so surreal about a gigantic fucking body-builder body-popping across the stage, while mouthing along to Arnie.

I mean, it deserves to get posted somewhere…

Silly pigeon, subways are for kids.

mike — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:10:27 +0000

Now me and Drew discussed the pressure of finding good posts and agreed to stick anything up in between 3L1t3 ones. However this one is AWESOME, ok Im lying its awful…ly good and Im confident in saying Nick is going to be the only one that laughs at this. Apart from Alan who is obviously gonna piss himself. I mean come on, its an animal, acting like a human…his favorite thing besides ‘cute’ videos. God I hate that kid.

I just love the way he strolls off at the end.

A runny toast

mike — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:54:58 +0000

Look at this video, now back to me, now back to the video.

mike — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:07:43 +0000

Now I generally practice keeping myself away from people/things that make me look bad which is getting increasingly harder these days. Either people are getting better looking and more successful or Im becoming more loserery…see I cant even spell, I make words up, how lame is that? Im only kidding I know Im the awesomestess. What up now.

So this video showcases a better looking, stronger, probably more successful, smarter guy being awesome, but Ill excuse it cause its funny.

Pretty damn clever.

mike — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 17:00:35 +0000

Just a nicely thought out and executed video.

Best stash box EVER!

mike — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:11:50 +0000

…well not entirely true cause getting yo shit back would be shit. In fact this should be implemented to trick junkies into giving up there junk. The beauty is, they’re junkies and they’ll forget before they go to stash their next score. Silly junkies, boxes are for kids!

Truth be told if I owned this thing it would be smashed in seconds, it looks like possibly the most frustrating thing, well that and home ran blood transfusion clinics, but hey… they’re notoriously awkward. Murphy, call in my next patient please. Ah, easy money.

Docket #4587263-4: the People versus Colonel William F. Guile

drew — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:24:42 +0000

Landings are for pussies

drew — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:20:11 +0000

“Oh my god, I nailed the 720! This is so sick! I am the X-Games master! WHO’S THE DADDY?!

Hey, where’d my board go?…

… WTF?! …

… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! …

… ”

Seriously, that has to be the scariest and worst case of someone eating shit, and still walking away (which he apparently did) that I’ve ever seen.

Fuck.

Thcude me, I theem to ave a pobbum wif my mouf

drew — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:19:00 +0000

So, yeah. There aren’t really words to describe this picture. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. (And, hopefully, never will again.)

Now, lots of people are saying this is photoshopped; but I’m going to go ahead and think that if it’s good enough for BME, then it’s almost certainly real. (Plus, I guess this isn’t that new.)

But, yeah, just revel in this: