Drew

*REAL* Glasgow Football11.04.10

Right, forget your fucking Glasgow Rangers and sodding Glasgow Celtic, and even your poxy Partick Thistle.

There is, and has only ever been, ONE Glaswegian football team; and they are the Glasgow Diamonds.

They are the Diamonds.
They come from Glasgow.
They’re here to play football
Football’s their game.

Fuckin’-a!

Bask in their awesomeness:


Bask in it.

7 Comments on “*REAL* Glasgow Football”

  1. tom spewed:

    Zomfg. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, did it get any better after the guy was pushed in the pool?


  2. Mike spewed:

    Hahaha Tom the pool thing is what I was going to comment about too!! Its the most awkward badly choreographed thing ever!

    Truly a cringing video.


  3. drew spewed:

    The whole thing was just one giant combination of “WTF?!” and “CRINGEFEST!”.

    Mike says it’s old, which I apologise for (but I can’t believe I’ve never seen it), but it’s worthwhile posting anyway, just in case at least one other person hasn’t seen it.


  4. Brendan spewed:

    Haha, nice one Drew, I love this! And I don’t understand why you’ re all cringing, I think this is (unintentional) comedy gold. Every single part of this video has dated REALLY badly: haircuts, facial hair, clothes, cars, lighting, the sax and the Beetlejuice-esq stair-case scene, the piano breakdown… awesome. And the Alexander Autos setting just tops it all off.

    The 80’s style pop-rap reminds me of this piece of dated gold, a song celebrating being unemployed and milking the tax payer:

    This is not another photoshopped eye picture, but the most awesomness video that will ever exist


  5. drew spewed:

    Yeah, Brendan, but for me, the cringiness is exactly what makes it funny/lovable!

    It is absolutely *awesome*. But only by being *so bad*. :)

    But holy fuck! Where did you find that Wham video?! That’s just a whole 209 seconds of “WTF?!”

    In fact, it’s so bad, it should be a separate AS post right there!


  6. Brendan spewed:

    I hear ya’ :)

    Yeah, that Wham! video cracks me up. Some of those lyrics are unreal. “Jet-black guy”… you’d be hit with a ban-hammer for that nowadays.


  7. drew spewed:

    Yeah, that bit clanged in my ear, too.

    It’s really funny to see how much 20 years ago seems like another planet.

    Mentalists.


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