Drew
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!02.12.09
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “Nothing, someone burnt Santa to a crisp. He’s just a smoking cinder.”
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “All the condoms you could want!”
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “A visit from Krampus!”
“Krampus is a demon-like creature accompanying Saint Nicholas. Krampus acts in conjunction with Saint Nicholas; the latter gives gifts to good children, while the Krampus gives punishments to the bad children.”
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I promise Ill behave!!! Please dont visit me Krampus! Pleeeeeease. Only thing worse then Krampus visiting you would be that damn demon bear with no hair…that or Krampus pointing and poking at you with the dreaded ‘hollow-finger’!
> Krampus pointing and poking at you with the dreaded ‘hollow-finger’!
And I think we know what his teeth (or gums) would look like, too.
Way to raise the fear-bar.