“Oh my god, I nailed the 720! This is so sick! I am the X-Games master! WHO’S THE DADDY?!
Hey, where’d my board go?…
… WTF?! …
… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! …
… <SPLAT!>”
Seriously, that has to be the scariest and worst case of someone eating shit, and still walking away (which he apparently did) that I’ve ever seen.
Fuck.
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The ex-Gamesmaster?
+1000 internets for Tom.
Excellently punned.
Im guessing when you say walked away, you mean dead?
Hard to believe, right? But apparently he was fine, all things considered. He broke his wrist, and bruised his liver and lungs, and had a mild concussion, but definitely hobbled off the ramp. He didn’t want to be stretchered off because: “I just wanted to test my body and see how wrecked I was, you know?”.
I think he actually did fairly well to make sure he didn’t FUCK himself up properly.
I can’t believe I just complimented a ’skater’. I immediately retract that. The guy is a CUNT. Fucking skate board shite. Wanker.