Check out this interesting video where someone’s got a creepy glove, and grabs a cricket.
At least, that’s what I assume it is.
There’s no way it’s a real spider, despite what everyone else, and the Wikipedia, says.
It’s not. There’s no such thing, and there’s no fucking way this thing exists in nature.
Nope. Not true.
FALSE!
All the other countless similar videos on YouTube? Also fakes. People are determined to keep this myth alive.
Tom: I warn you, if you comment, saying “Oh strewth, we’ve got loads of them little blighters over here, you flamin’ galah!”, then well, I think it’s safe to say I’m petitioning the Home Office to prevent you (and anyone else travelling from Australia) to never be allowed back into Britain again. Just to be safe. No offense; nothing personal.
(Alternative title for this post: “Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”)
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What? No. Surely. Please. Say its fake. Please?
I know, right?!
I genuinely 100% believed it was fake, until I saw how many similar videos there were on YouTube. And how the pictures on the Wikipedia looked very similar.
And now, I’m just sat in the corner, shaking, and crying.
Incidentally, Mike, if you think that’s bad, check out the *biggest* fucking spider I have *ever* seen.
And it moves fucking fast!
Shit that woman just felt up that HUGE spider in that link Drew. Simply terrifying!
Oh, and in regards to the original post, that is actually horrible. Like, Ill never walk through grass again the same way.
Haha. Yeah, you’d have to be brave to touch that fucker like she does!
Anyway, yeah, the original post is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen. Like, I couldn’t rewatch it, when I published this post. I’d rather see a million rotted-gum-teeth, or lotusboobs, or holey fingertips, or that horrible eye one that Brendan posted… than watch this video again. :(
That, I believe, is a trapdoor spider. And let me tell you, they are as real as can be. I’ve seen at least twenty. Today. And it’s 9:30am.
The biggest spiders I have actually seen are Huntsman spiders, and they run bloody fast. I’ve seen 3 of them since getting here, all of them have been in or around my house, and 2 of them were in my room. Here’s a video for your delectation.
Addendum: I never thought I’d say this, but I do actually prefer that scary huge spider video to those holey-fingertip, rotted gum-type posts. Fact.
Everyone says huntsman spiders are scary/fast/everywhere, but I don’t really know what they’re like, because I have no desire to watch that video, or any other video of something so obviously-evil.
It’s just not going to happen. This shit is fucked up. I can’t wait for global warming to just kill us all. :(
And Tom, I hate to tell you, but you’re wrong. The first video is worse than those other posts. FACT!
Eurgh. I can’t believe I have to go eat lunch now. I’m going to vomit.
Man up Drew! My video just shows the thing sitting in the corner. I only wanted you to see some size reference of what I repeatedly have to deal with here.
There is a YouTube video called “Big Spider Attacks Daddy” that I could post, although I don’t know if the spider in question is a Huntsman as I don’t have the balls to watch it myself.
In the immortal words of Jules Winnfield: “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.”
I don’t really care what the point of you showing me that video is, I definitely ain’t watchin’ it.
Spiders are horrible and unnatural, and the spawn of Satan. Fact!
Okay, I manned up, and tried to watch it. I had to quit as soon as she started zooming in, and I got an idea of the size.
I’m done.