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Im not a businessman, Im a business, man.Otter-control02.12.09
This one is for nick. Not cause its funny but cause he has a hard on for otters, especially ones who can move like they’ve been working the pole for years.
I hope Alan doesnt laugh too hard. Hes a real sucker for these kind of cute-funny-animal vids.
Kitty-fiddlin’02.12.09
Do you get the title…do you?! Genius right! Anyway, heres a cat getting felt up. Made me smile, then again, watching anything get felt up on video makes me smile. Get it?! Oh SNAP Im on a roll today….sorry, EATING a roll today. Its breakfast time.
Gotta say this is ‘cute’ stuff. Even Alan might smile.
Twi-shite01.12.09
As you guys know I read all the Twilight books in about a week and loved them…thats right…LOVE. Want me to say it…fine…I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN! There, I said it, and Im proud. Actually I love Jacob, so go Team Jacob. I mean team Edward…wait…whose who again. Ill tell you what though…I would ‘team’ Bella if you know what I mean…no? Me neither.
Anyway, there is a point to this. I just found that there is a new site dedicated to Twi-fans. Its hilarious…ly awesome. Basically its just daily ‘tweets’ that people share all referencing Twilight. Some are genius but extremely worrying. Probably the most emo shit I have ever witnessed.
“Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT”
“Today I was wearing my twilight t-shirt at the store. This pale guy with topaz eyes came up to me and said: “Say it. Say it out loud.” I squeled, and said “Vampire. How old are you?’ he said, “17. I’ve been 17 for awhile.” It was so cool! MLIT.”
The second one is incredible. Absolutely incredible. If I randomly went up to a girl and said “Say it. Say it out loud” Im pretty sure what she would say is “HELP! RAPE!”. Ill let you know though.
Also, I love the ‘MLIT’ (my life is twilight) stamp statement they end their posts with. Guess Im going to have to start ending posts with MLIAS.
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Pedobear alert.30.11.09
So I was originally putting this up here to show Alan why he is going to spend £1300.00 on a dslr and not £700, the ability to film little girls in HD obviously (thats Alan’s priority). I wasnt actually going to post this example but the suspicious guy at the end with a handlebar mustache washing down the girls is hilariously sketchy and worth posting for!
But seriously, Alan, check the quality of the footage. I poo-poo’d the idea of filming with a dslr when it came out but besides the shutter-roll issue its awesome! No 35mm adapters for hd video cameras, just use the lenses you have and have full aperture and shutter control (except the D90 – all auto). So I SWEAR Ill buy one if you do Alan…street challenge.
Aw wit man, thats pure magic pal.28.11.09
How did I know this was going to be a Scottish beer.
Tactical NuclearPenguin by BrewDog Brewery in Scottland — at 32% alcohol by volume content.
Duh.28.11.09
So, ummm…how did they not see this happening? Surely when they were like…”lets build the tallest, metal, skinniest ass building stretching as far as possible into the sky” they must have realised in reality they were just building a lightning rod…no? Yeah I wouldnt have thought it either, I woulda of been like “Oh snap! Hellz yeah, lets build that sons-a-bitch!”
Its raining cats and bears…wait..what?24.11.09
This is a pretty hardcore way of getting a message across to the public but it worked! I mean, I would have NEVER of thought to get insurance on my car for the inevitable polar bear season of 2014…WHO KNEW! But thanks to this awareness video on the wrath of nature Im on the phone to Admiral now. Nice try nature but I win this time. Phew.
Dont talk back to me!22.11.09
Once again, not the best of posts but keeping the ball rolling (you might have even seen this). Anyway, thought it was pretty cool, might just be a software or might be just an idea. Either way, I want a go. Its the layers of teeth that make a difference. So damn creepy.
Got a sec?20.11.09
So, not a very exciting post but a fucking cool idea! Im DEFINITELY not going to build one of these but for the sake of this post let it be known Im DEFINITELY going to build one of these. Wait Im confused, which post is this. Mom is that you…
OH! Now I understand…18.11.09
So you weren’t drunk Drew, you were simply avoiding an onslaughter of laserz! You sly dog you! To think you gracefully accepted the humiliation and place in the web viral loser-ville hall of fame to protect your secret life as a super hero. Kudos my brother.
