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If I knew you were coming I'd've baked a cake.Apple juice10.12.09
Okay, this is another random-retardedness post, but I literally can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video. Seriously, it’s more than the “dystonia remix” one. It’s probably about the same as the sobbing woman on the banana-phone.
Just trust me, and watch it. And pay attention to their lips, and how well-dubbed it is.
MIKE & NICK: I don’t care if you hate Star Trek, or that you don’t know anything about it, or whatever; that’s got nothing to fucking do with it. Trust me. You’ll laugh. Especially if you watch it in the right, uh… “mood”…
Check out the rest of the guy’s stuff
I wanna be your dog09.12.09
I know this isn’t quite standard AmatoSauce fare, but I’ve had this video in my head for weeks, since watching it. I love it that much, and think it’s that awesome! And so I’m sharing it with the AS community.
A subversive take on the casting process directed by Legs’ Georgie Greville, based on the Iggy Pop song ‘I Wanna Be Your Dog’
I Wanna Be Your Dog from LEGS on Vimeo.
BAM! Bitch went down!08.12.09
I don’t know what “Jersey Shore” is, but all I know is I can’t wait for it to be on TV here.
Oh, I also know that I still love animated GIFs.
Merry Fuckin’ Christmas!02.12.09
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “Nothing, someone burnt Santa to a crisp. He’s just a smoking cinder.”
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “All the condoms you could want!”
- “Mommy, Mommy, what am I getting for Christmas?”
- “A visit from Krampus!”
“Krampus is a demon-like creature accompanying Saint Nicholas. Krampus acts in conjunction with Saint Nicholas; the latter gives gifts to good children, while the Krampus gives punishments to the bad children.”
You’re going to hell for laughing at this07.11.09
I really wasn’t sure about posting this one, but Mike said I should.
I thought it was dangerously close to crossing the line, but he said it was okay.
So, with some reservation on the grounds of taste, I’m posting it anyway.
But I still don’t feel comfortable with it; blame Mike.
(Seriously though, it’s all okay: thanks to some quack “science”, she’s getting much better and is almost back to normal. So she can continue being exploited by the anti-vaccine propaganda community.)
Big-head mode04.11.09
This is definitely one of the best Halloween costumes I’ve seen this year:
BIG-HEAD MODE (a.k.a. “Papercraft self-portrait”)
Make sure to go click through to his site, to see how he built it all up. Awesome.
You guys with 3DS/modelling/etc. skills, I’m looking to you to come up with something even better.
:D03.11.09
This just in: animated GIFs are still funny.
Especially ones where the guy has a retarded “:D” face at the end of it!
FACT!
When I’m sober…27.10.09
When I’m not embarassing myself with my drunken/meth-addled antics, I have a day job.
Where I shout abuse at elderly passengers on the Underground, and threaten to sling ‘em under trains.
(P.S. I’d like to point out that I don’t think this is actually funny, or worth posting here; I just wanted to do it before some other funny fucker did.)
If Brendan can do it, so can I26.10.09
Alrighty, my turn. This started as a comment on Brendan’s post, but got too long. These are just a random selection from my YouTube mash-up playlists.
(But since I know Mike can’t read too much text without a funny picture, there’s a good animated GIF buried away at the end.)
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The Ghetto Gourmet25.10.09
“Five-star meals at a one-star price!”
I don’t know who else better to teach you to cook than a Grammy-winning artist who’s sold over 27 million records. Especially one who used to sell crack; that’s someone who knows about pushing a quality product.
