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If I knew you were coming I'd've baked a cake.I know Photoshop25.03.10
I dunno. It made me laugh.
CatRoulette19.03.10
After fat-fingering the keyboard while entering the URL, Big John doesn’t understand what all the fuss about “ChatRoulette” is.
There’s a funny sound coming from the front of my truck…18.03.10
… it sounds like “<screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh> OHMIGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!”
(I know, everyone’s probably seen this by now. I didn’t know that it would get as far as BBC News, and everyone’s passing it around. Wish I’d posted it yesterday.)
Bowser releases his WMDs on the world!12.03.10
THIS JUST IN!
BREAKING NEWS!
There have been confirmed reports that Lord Bowser (a.k.a. King Koopa) has released his weapons of mass destruction on the world.
The death toll is already phenomenal.
And I, for one, welcome our new Koopa overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted AmatoSauce blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground caves (of Level 1-2).
Pop and lock it, fool!26.02.10
NOTE: I was saving this video for a “depserately out of quality posts” AmatoSauce emergency, but since Mike posted the pigeon video, I figured this would be the only chance I’d have to post this where it’d be an improvement over the previous post. If only barely.
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I know this isn’t “omgwtflol” funny; but there’s just something so surreal about a gigantic fucking body-builder body-popping across the stage, while mouthing along to Arnie.
I mean, it deserves to get posted somewhere…
Docket #4587263-4: the People versus Colonel William F. Guile11.02.10
Landings are for pussies29.01.10
“Oh my god, I nailed the 720! This is so sick! I am the X-Games master! WHO’S THE DADDY?!
Hey, where’d my board go?…
… WTF?! …
… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! …
… <SPLAT!>”
Seriously, that has to be the scariest and worst case of someone eating shit, and still walking away (which he apparently did) that I’ve ever seen.
Fuck.
Thcude me, I theem to ave a pobbum wif my mouf29.01.10
So, yeah. There aren’t really words to describe this picture. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. (And, hopefully, never will again.)
Now, lots of people are saying this is photoshopped; but I’m going to go ahead and think that if it’s good enough for BME, then it’s almost certainly real. (Plus, I guess this isn’t that new.)
But, yeah, just revel in this:
Captain Janeway, we ain’t found SHIT!29.01.10
Okay, I know the number of people reading this who have seen both Voyager and Spaceballs is likely to be pretty small. But I’m hoping it’s at least one. (Tom, I’m looking at you…)
But for those who have, I trust this is worth it:
Scott meets Family Circus28.01.10
Okay, I know, comic parodies/spoofs are already a pretty heavily-tapped comedy vein. But I’ve never seen this one before, and it really made me laugh, okay? What? I know, Family Circus isn’t something people outside of the US know, but the jokes still work, okay? It’s good! LOOK, I KNOW IT’S LAME, BUT IT’S FUNNY, OKAY?! SHEESH! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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So here I present: “Scott (and in this case, his friend Dante) Meet Family Circus”
Go to the site, there’s loads of good ones.
No?
Okay, here’s one more:
