Alan
Cretinous Usage of Facebook11.05.09
I logged on to ‘myface’….’facespace’…’facefuck’……FACEBOOK! recently to find this; (see image). It’s completely inappropriate for facebook. Why put this up?
Despite intially being overwhelmed with feelings of extreme gratitude towards her for informing me, and everyone else she know,s of this exceptionally, and frankly unacceptably, personal news, I quickly realised she was in fact a fucking socially inept retarded cretin.
Ps. She was a yank. This is an unbelievably good and accurate representation of yank culture.
Amato Sauce: Sandwich Flushing11.05.09
This is only time any member of Amato Sauce has ever wasted any item of food. EVER.
I therefore felt it momentously vital that the, somewhat poor, footage be posted here.
We have to also confess that his concept was ripped off Nick Frost and Simon Pegg who, rather infamously, have been known to partake in ‘Cake Flushing’.
New Davidoff Coolwater “Commercial”11.05.09
With Sawyer (Josh Holloway) trapped in 1977, Alan Boris Morris stars in the new Davidoff Coolwater Advert (Commercial for the benefit of the yanks.)
