Alan
Nick Amato finds out the pretzels are finished…16.07.09
I’m not a big fan of the phrase – “take a chill pill…”, but i don’t think it has ever been more appropriate than in this instance…
(maybe you guys have seen it before, but I think it deserves a place on AmatoSauce none the less)
The Killers behind the scenes…13.07.09
More serious stuff i’m afraid, but I think this is just a fucking incredible piece of footage.
It’s so like super real and totally raw man…
yyyeeeeeeeeaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHH!04.07.09
No need for any descriptions on this.
Assault10.06.09
Nick and his co-workers may have taken blows to the arms as part of some sort of homoerotic foreplay ritual, but i took a blow to the eye.
Show off05.06.09
This guy’s pretty good I guess. Looks kinda like a ned though.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! ssooooo cute! lolol xoxox28.05.09
FALSE! 100% the least funny thing ever. This is less funny than a coathanger abortion.
Guitar Hero 3: thru da fire an da flames: EXPERT****NOT FAKE 100% REAL****27.05.09
I love the very first comment on his video -
“try putting a bobble or like an elastic band on the green button and then pause before the bit after all the hammer ons”
- yeah, cheers mate.
Got pure punched man…26.05.09
So enjoying my 9th beverage of the evening, when a gentleman (when i say gentleman i mean fucking cunt nob-end wank-stain twat arsehole) sitting near us, began shouting at one of my friends. The shouting lasted for approximately 2.5 seconds before he threw a 4 move hook-jab combo. At which point myself and my other mate attempted to…. OH! I’m in the medical room.
Turns out this caveman cunt-head was an amateur boxer. Oh yeah, he was also about 6’4”, which is a full 2.5 feet taller than me. I say ‘was’ an actual boxer since the cunting faggot is getting done on double assault charges and will now lose his license.
Anyway, I retired to bed where I slipped into a coma. I woke up resting my head on a pillow that I could have sworn was pale blue when I went to bed; not blue with nice red patterns all over it.
I opened my eyes to see if there was someone hitting my cheek with a hammer, but there wasn’t. Just felt like it. I then puked what looked like chewed up salad leaves; except they were black. I’m guessing it was mouldy blood swallowed from night before.
I then discovered that all my teeth in one side of my mouth were numb. I didn’t really fancy that, so I decided to go down to A&E, (the ER for the yanks). Thankfully, it was really quiet and it only took 6 hours to get a doctor to poke my face and tell me the big nerve in my face is damaged and my face will stay numb for a month or so. I asked him if he needed to poke my arse as well but he said no.
During my wait I began pissing with sweat and puked a few times – it looked and tasted like lemon fairy liquid. I also heard the male nurse call “Jacqueline McCafferty!”. Basically the same fucking person.
Pure shiner. I’ve realised that a blackeye is a good way to tell the social class of a person. Walking down the street…
…Working Class people – will give a quiet look of respect. A ‘kudos’.
…Middle Class people – will frown upon you. Disgustedly.
…Upper Class people – will cross the road.
“This is Andy Bernard…”19.05.09
Count this as revenge for the fingertips and the teeth, Michael.
Yes, all of you have to suffer because of his actions.
Benslie Power Station19.05.09
Yep! Looks like the Amatos are at home.
You’d never have known they were hit with a £2600 electricity bill.
