Amato Sauce » Alan

Hot Tub ‘Mis-cr-hap’…

alan — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:24:16 +0000

The real sad thing is, she’s actually pretty hot. Her self-esteem must now be so low. I wonder how I can get her number…

Fat Yank

alan — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:45:56 +0000

I was walking through the lovely city of Bath last week and though it was full of yank tourists; “OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!”, I noticed one of them in particular that stood out as being even more of a cunt than the rest. He was “lovin’ it” though. hohohohoho!

Notice also the absolute shame felt by his South American ‘GF’…

Battle at Kruger

alan — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:30:51 +0000

Sorry guys. Not comedy but this surely deserves a place here. Most of you might already have seen it but i don’t give a shit. It’s worth watching again. (as you’ll know if you’ve seen it). Worth it even for the South African accent at the end – “I CEEEENT BEEELEEEVE EEET!! EEEV NEEEEVAA SEEN EEENEETHING LEEEK THEEES!!”

Boner Time!

alan — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:15:39 +0000

Nick Amato just wants some f***ing chicken…

alan — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:13:03 +0000

I’m guessing that everyone has probably seen this already, but it’s still funny and should really be on here given that this site is run by Amato’s.

FUUUUUUUCK!

alan — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:33:39 +0000

Not only is this a fucking HORRENDOUS leg break, but it has to be the worst tackle ever in football. Words to describe the tackle – cowardly, disgusting, horrific, scary, wankish, cuntish. Words to describe the cunt himself – cunt, wanker, coward, disgusting, wank, cunt.

The Evolution of KOL

alan — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:12:47 +0000

Not strictly comedy but it is pretty hilarious…….ly AWESOME! how much they’ve changed in all senses…

(also, fuck the rest of the world, because this is the best crowd ever. No other nationality would be dumb and drunk enough to sing this loud and go this mental.)

Thanks.

alan — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:54:25 +0000

Following the obvious success of this, I received an interesting email to my youtube account…

New ‘Davidoff Adventure’ Advert (commercial)

alan — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 14:23:24 +0000

Davidoff GAY Adventure

(be sure to view in high quality)

Thanks very much.

alan — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:58:54 +0000

A night I will cherish forever…

AND! That isn’t even the best result….

and fuck you Nick….’oh brazil is so awesome….eeerrgghhhhhh….etc’…FALSE! Motherwell are better.