Alan

Fat Yank14.03.10

I was walking through the lovely city of Bath last week and though it was full of yank tourists; “OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!”, I noticed one of them in particular that stood out as being even more of a cunt than the rest. He was “lovin’ it” though. hohohohoho!

Notice also the absolute shame felt by his South American ‘GF’…

Battle at Kruger27.10.09

Sorry guys. Not comedy but this surely deserves a place here. Most of you might already have seen it but i don’t give a shit. It’s worth watching again. (as you’ll know if you’ve seen it). Worth it even for the South African accent at the end – “I CEEEENT BEEELEEEVE EEET!! EEEV NEEEEVAA SEEN EEENEETHING LEEEK THEEES!!”

Boner Time!10.10.09

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Nick Amato just wants some f***ing chicken…10.10.09

I’m guessing that everyone has probably seen this already, but it’s still funny and should really be on here given that this site is run by Amato’s.

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FUUUUUUUCK!01.09.09

Not only is this a fucking HORRENDOUS leg break, but it has to be the worst tackle ever in football. Words to describe the tackle – cowardly, disgusting, horrific, scary, wankish, cuntish. Words to describe the cunt himself – cunt, wanker, coward, disgusting, wank, cunt.

The Evolution of KOL10.08.09

Not strictly comedy but it is pretty hilarious…….ly AWESOME! how much they’ve changed in all senses…

(also, fuck the rest of the world, because this is the best crowd ever. No other nationality would be dumb and drunk enough to sing this loud and go this mental.)

Thanks.09.08.09

Following the obvious success of this, I received an interesting email to my youtube account…

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New ‘Davidoff Adventure’ Advert (commercial)09.08.09

Davidoff GAY Adventure

(be sure to view in high quality)

Thanks very much.24.07.09

A night I will cherish forever…

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AND! That isn’t even the best result….

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and fuck you Nick….’oh brazil is so awesome….eeerrgghhhhhh….etc’…FALSE! Motherwell are better.

Nick Amato finds out the pretzels are finished…16.07.09

I’m not a big fan of the phrase – “take a chill pill…”, but i don’t think it has ever been more appropriate than in this instance…

(maybe you guys have seen it before, but I think it deserves a place on AmatoSauce none the less)

Copyright 2009 by Amato Sauce.
Copyright 2009 by Amato Sauce.