Alan
Fat Yank14.03.10
I was walking through the lovely city of Bath last week and though it was full of yank tourists; “OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADD!!!!”, I noticed one of them in particular that stood out as being even more of a cunt than the rest. He was “lovin’ it” though. hohohohoho!
Notice also the absolute shame felt by his South American ‘GF’…
What a fucking retard! What the fuck is wrong with him?! Who sits in the middle of the pavement stuffing their face with McDonald’s?!
You can tell that the tourist looking at her map just next to him is doing her best to ignore the obviously-rough tramp as best she can. Poor thing.
“Hey dooode, I totally have some phat Timberlands on man so I can totally kick it in the middle of the street and eat my awesome Big Mac. Yeah man.”
Fucking YANK!
I also like the way that, despite sitting in the middle of the pavement, jamming McD’s burgers into his mouth, he still has time to stop and make sure he uses the wrapper to catch any crumbs or sauce.
Because, obviously, he’s trying to stay classy.